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What does a monster call his parents?
Dead and Mummy


Did you hear about the weather wizard?
He's forecasting sunny spells.


How can you help a hungry cannibal?
Give him a hand.


How do you greeted a three-headed monster?
'Hello, hello, hello.'


How do you greet a six-headed monster?
'I didn't know that you were twins."


Police Officer 1 : "Where's the skeleton?"
Police Officer 2 : "I had to let him go."
Police Officer 1 : "But he's our main suspect."
Police Officer 2 : "I know. But i couldn't pin anything on him."


What did the alien say to her son when he returned home?
Where on Earth have you been?


What do little zombies play?
Corpses and robbers


What do monsters have mid-morning?
A coffin break


What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships


What do guests do at a cannibal wedding?
Toast the bride and groom


What do you call a ghost's mum and dad?
Transparents


What do you call a witch without a broomstick?
A witch-hiker


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